Paris Hilton saves an Oompa Loompa!

NO one can outparty an Oompa-Loompa! Robin Sherwood - the Little Person PARIS HILTON saved when he blacked out during Jeff Beacher's Comedy Madhouse performance in Miami last weekend - said he collapsed and almost died because he forgot about his bad kidneys. "Wee-man took me out partying for three days straight and I forgot to do my dialysis, so I kind of blacked out,". "I had kidney failure a long time ago and got a transplant, but a few years ago that failed, too, so now I have to do dialysis every other day."

Now you know!

Tony Parker is NOT cheating on Eva!

Tony Parker of the The San Antonio Spurs star says he is not cheating on his new bride Eva Lonngoria with a French model (Alexandra Paressant) who claims that she had an affair with Parker in September.

"These allegations are completely, 100% false and untrue.. It appears that this is not the first time this woman has used an athlete to gain public notoriety." Eva says, "Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband." As for Tony, he says, "I love my wife. She's the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier."

Peih-Gee out!

Survivor China: the final four is now set after Peih-Gee was voted out of the game last night. Now it’s down to . Todd, Denise, Courtney, Amanda for the Season finale this Sunday

Britney Unfitney!?!

Britney was too sick to go to the deposition yesterday morning in the custody battle for her kids. Battle but not too sick to party in the evening. Kfeds’ lawyer plans to ask Commissioner to bar Britney from asking for anything more than she already has under court order.

For those keeping track, this is fourth time Britney has been a no-show for her deposition.

Actress Rebecca Budig returns to "All My Children"!

You may have gone to school with her if you lived in Northern Kentucky! She's a big time soap star returning to her most famous character "Greenlee" on January 16th and apparently she's home for the holidays (with her husband "Bob the Bachelor") after being spotted by some concert goers at last night's Hannah Montana show!

Paris Hilton - going for the gold!

Well obviously she's advertising a new champaigne! Champaigne in a can.

New tour dates for Hannah Montana

"Hannah Montana" fans are getting an early Christmas present.
Miley Cyrus, the 15-year-old star of the Disney Channel show and daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus, announced Wednesday she'll extend her concert tour with 14 more performances in January.
Tickets for the new shows, some of which will feature teen singing stars Aly and AJ, will go on sale starting 10 a.m. Saturday.
Cyrus' "Best of Both Worlds Tour" is one of the hottest concert tickets of the year, with all 55 shows selling out in minutes and scalpers getting four to five times the tickets' face value.
The new concert dates are:
—Jan. 11, Detroit
—Jan. 13, Milwaukee
—Jan. 14, Chicago
—Jan. 15, St. Louis
—Jan. 18-19, Las Vegas
—Jan. 22, Glendale, Ariz.
—Jan. 24, Austin, Texas.
—Jan. 25, Lafayette, La.
—Jan. 26, New Orleans
—Jan. 28-29, Orlando
—Jan. 30, Jacksonville, Fla.
—Jan. 31, Miami

David Arquette has two wives!

David Arquette wants his wife (Courteney Cox) to choose between him and Jennifer Aniston.?!?! Yep, apparently he is fed up with sharing every holiday and vacation with Jen since her break up with Brad Pitt. He feels like he has two wives. Frankly, it’s hard to feel sympathy for a guy forced to spend time with two of the most appealing women in the entertainment industry.

SET YOUR DVR FOR A VIEW OF SARA EVANS!

SARA EVANS will co-host ABC’s The View this morning (Wednesday), filling in for Elizabeth Hasslebeck, who is on maternity leave. Sara will also co-host on Friday.

JESSICA SIMPSON WANTS RESPECT!

Jessica Simpson says she is ready to be taken seriously as an actress and she will do it by auditioning for a role that requires a number of very graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene?? Hey, it worked for Halle Berry. What does she have that Jessica doesn’t? Answer: The ability to act.

On a more personal note, Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo took her to meet his parents. Looks like things are getting serious.

CARRIE UNDERWOOD, MILEY CYRUS and TAYLOR SWIFT will perform as part of Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve 2008

Prison Pen Pal of the Month - Kiefer Sutherland

Kiefer Sutherland was only allowed to bring two books for his 48-day stay in jail -- but he's getting plenty of other reading material. An officer at the Glendale City Jail says the 24 star has been "getting a ton of fan mail. Easily more than 100 letters a day." Just one visitor so far, though: his lawyer. Kiefer is serving time for his second DUI conviction and for violating probation.

GEORGE Hamilton walked into a Cadillac dealership when he arrived in Hollywood a million years ago, and drove off in a free car. (The convertible so impressed a studio mogul, he was then given a contract.) Now the super-tanned actor will put those con-artist skills to work in a reality show, "Don't Mind If I Do," which has sparked a net work bidding war. "The show has George betting $2 million that he can go anywhere in the world, traveling and partying without spending a penny," said one insider. "Over a 30-day period, contestants will challenge him with locations and events to attend . . . if anyone can be the world's guest, it's George!"

The real question did Chachi get chotckies for his wedding? SCOTT BAIO tied the knot Saturday with longtime girlfriend Renee Sloan. The small religious ceremony was filmed for an episode for the second season of VH1's reality show Scott Baio is 45 and Single?

_ Despite reports, Nick Lachey and girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo did not tie the knot over the weekend. A number of sources were reporting the couple were married at a hotel in the Bahamas. Instead, Nick spent time working on his NBC show "Clash of the Choirs" here in his hometown of Cincinnati.

Nick Lachey will come home to lead Cincinnati's entry in NBC's "Clash of the Choirs" big holiday prime-time competition to air the week before Christmas. Bill saw him over the weekend at the celebrity Poker tournament at Redsfest. He went out early.

Donald Trump insists story was Bunk!

Donald Trump says last week's story about him leaving a $10,000 tip on an $82 dollar bill at a restaurant in LA is completely made up - speculating it may have been started by the restaurant for publicity or perhaps on a website called derober.com where servers can post updates on how much celebrities tip them when they wait on them at restaurants. Trump says it's not his signature on the check.

Jessica Simpson dropped Owen Wilson and picked up Carrie Underwood’s Ex boyfriend Tony Romo. So what has become of the Butterscotch Stallion? It appears that Owen and good friend Woody Harrelson have been doing some male bonding in the Peruvian jungle. They have been spending time meditating, walking along the Amazon and ... frolicking in the underwear for a quick dip!

Baby on board for Rascal Flatts guitarist!

RASCAL FLATTS guitarist Joe Don Rooney and his wife say they are expecting their first child in May. They were married April 23, 2006 in Cabo San Lucas, New Mexico.

Survivor China

On night 33, the votes are read and Erik Huffman, the 26-year-old musician from Nashville is voted out of the game four votes to two. After Peih-Gee and Erik attempt to sway Denise to vote against Todd, Erik’s life in the game rests solely on her decision. When Denise stays true to her original alliance and casts her deciding vote, Erik's torch is extinguished.

Donald Trump tips Waiter $10,000.

A waiter at a restaurant in Santa Monica waited on Donald Trump and some friends. After the meal The Donald asked him about the biggest tip ever got. The waiter said film producer Jerry Bruckheimer gave him $500 on a $1000 bill. Trump apparently feeling competitive, left A $10,000 tip on a $82 dollar bill and told him he was very good at his job. Apparently.

Cincinnati Casting Call - Be on TV!

CASTING CALL FOR NEW TV SHOW CALLED "AMAZING DREAM HOUSE"

Are you a couple who just got married within the last two years and want to win an "Amazing Dream House"?

ABC is now casting fun, energetic couples for a brand new series. Do you have a unique story about how you met, when you married or who you married? Were you destined to be together or was it love at first sight?

We want to hear about you so get set to apply! Email casting@abcdreamhouse.com for more info.

Open call dates:

4/14-4/15
Ohio:
Hilton Cincinnati Netherland Plaza
35 West Fifth Street
Cincinnati, OH 45202

Kiefer Sutherland in the slammer for the holidays!

Kiefer Sutherland was finally booked last night in connection with his DUI conviction this past summer. He is officially an inmate at the Glendale City Jail. . He will wear a standard issue orange jumpsuit.

He was scheduled to turn himself in on December 21, which happens to be his birthday. The plan was to serve when the show was on Christmas hiatus. But because of the writers strike and the fact that the show is on ice, Kiefer checked in earlier. He'll spend his birthday, Christmas and New Years in the slammer.

As for what he brought with him to jail, we're told reading material and underwear. The jail, fortunately, does not provide unmentionables. Now you know.

Teri Hatcher gets a fat lip!

Teri Hatcher is being sued by skin care company Hydroderm, because she allegedly broke a contract by plumping her lips with a different product made by City Cosmetics Lip Plumber now they want every dime back - $2.5 million dollars worth of dimes!

Ethan Hawke - Uma, Ryan, Uma, Ryan

It turns out Crafty Ethan Hawke has been with the woman who used to be his children's nanny — when he was married to Uma Thurman — for two years!
"They are incredibly in love," one friend of Hawke's told us.
The former nanny, Ryan, contacted Ethan about a year after the split from Uma to confess her feelings. Official word: "She had nothing to do with the divorce, and they started seeing each other after she was no longer the children's nanny,"

Sure.

Garth Brooks in the Smithsonian

GARTH BROOKS donated his first gold record and other memorabilia to the Smithsonian Institution’s National Museum of History during a ceremony November 30 in Washington, D.C. In addition to the gold record, he presented the museum with handwritten lyrics to The Beaches of Cheyenne and a guitar he smashed in Dallas in 1991 while taping his first NBC special, This Is Garth Brooks. He also donated several pieces of stage clothing.

Amercian Idol contestant arrested

Former American Idol finalist Jessica Sierra was jailed early Saturday in Tampa, Florida, after a drunken confrontation with police and onlookers. The arrest comes less than two weeks after she pleaded no contest to charges of battery and possession of cocaine. A top-10 contestant on American Idol in 2005, Sierra entered a California rehab facility in July that was documented on VH1's reality show "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew," sometime early next year.

Did Miss Puerto Rico lie?

The biggest wardrobe investigation since Monica Lewisky’s blue dress went through the ringer. Authorities investigating allegations that Miss Puerto Rico Ingrid Marie Rivera's dress and makeup were sabotaged with pepper spray during a November 24 pageant in San Juan found no traces of the substance in her belongings. In light of the findings, police say the investigation will now focus on whether anybody provided false statements to police officers –which would be a federal offense. Rivera herself has not provided any statements or information to the police; the initial police complaint was filed by the pageant's security director.